Like a month??! HAHA wowww. FAIL!

Which month is it though? Four? Five? Two?

Most people pressure their kids to leave at 18. 5 is being pretty harsh. Just old enough to make their first Mother’s Day card at school LOL.

I think month 9. Because better late than never! HAHA and the 5 year part didn’t even sink in. Yeahh, it might be a few more years that that. Plus, how does “engaged” equal pregnant? Good luck, Bonnie!

Try 9 months.

That’s max. She’s talking minimum requirements I think.

Yeah, she’s really trying to do the best thing for the baby while also living the best life she can!

quit drinkin for a month, thats tuff, i understand her!

At least she KNOWS she can’t do it. And therefore won’t get pregnant. Gotta give her some credit, right?

I like how she thinks having a baby is only a 5 year commitment!

Oh man.

ouch!

Don’t we all…

Wait, WHAT?

Relationship dramz, Alicia. HAHA.

WOW. Maybe he doesnt want to be your boyfriend.

Or how about if you’re dating you probably have their phone number? Right? No?

HAHAHAHAHA seriously????

43 friends with over active imaginations

This is a horrible way to spell KELSEA.

Hahaha.

That’s the best. “my goatee isnt stupid” LAUGHING!!!!

Possibly the best come-back ever.

lmao!

rofl I love this one :)

See, this is the kind of FB status that I was talking about here: http://bitchingwithbet.libsyn.co…

I’m with you, Caleb! Nothing is more important than spelling, and apparently, in correcting Lilah, time was of the essence!

Your comment is as funny as the grammar nazi above.

Shouldn’t it be ‘Spelling Nazi?’

hahahaha caleb so technical!

this one is from www.lamebook.com too! it’s one of their older ones.

Grammar Nazi strikes at the optimal time. Love this one so much.

Caleb’s comment is priceless!

I would have also pointed out her unnecessary use of a semi-colon.

Hahahaha Danica has now learned that scrotum and sternum are two very different things.

I hope Matthew has learned the difference between your and you’re … idiot

GOOD point. But did you really expect Danica to have smart friends??

rofl

This is friggen hilarious. I love that her “friends” are super harsh. And, strangely enough, just as stupid as she is!

I love Facebook critics!

who’s gean? apparently brittany doesn’t fall in the majority

She’s definitely not one of the many woman who carry the smart gean.

ouch!

I love grammar nazi!!

Yeah dude, at least she got the “pattern” right by consistently spelling it wrong.

True! Extra points for Jenna… She’s not a total idiot!

Whoa. Just whoa.

I don’t think she caught on to the comments in her first post…

LOL.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hahahahhahahah. Sounds like a Jessica Simpson-ism. Those confusing animal products!

Right, Chicken of the See Me Spewing From Both Ends.

what a smart answer!!

lol- who’s the real idiot now? hahaha!

It’s never too soon to use Google.

I made it this far before I guffaw’d. LOVE this stuff.

Eeeek. Someone can become your baby before you know how to spell their name??

I know girls like this.

I do! At Best Buy!

Can you “download” one there though?

Hehe I was kidding. But I think it was a bad joke as it was WAY past my bedtime :)

This is something I might actually say because some technology things don’t make sense to me. I equate “get” “download” and “upload.”

I admit I get confused with the difference between “download” and “upload” too. Kind of like growing up some people called in town “downtown” and some “uptown” We never really knew WHERE it was.

including you, johnny boy.